i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
(via caseum)
guy who wrecked himself (via aye-davanita)
(Source: chrisweedboygenius, via fuck--pants)
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
(via groovymuttations)
lk8n:
this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
“Remember that this is the animal kingdom”
Oh my god.
(via boychuk)
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
(Source: jkellemn0p, via bellofthesouth)
Emma Watson | “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Sneak Peek
(Source: deeply-inside, via foreverinthelabyrinth)
Official Poster
OH MYFCUKGINB GOD
fuvckajsd
I kind of expected a little more but this is nice. ok.
(Source: dailyloggie)